Obama Doggerel
(the King isn't worth trying to write real poetry)
Obama – The Destroyer
Pelosi, Steny Hoyer
Why can't you leave us alone?
Slap taxes on the rich
Then laugh while they bitch
While you all live high on the hog.
Private Air Force jets
Extravagant fetes
Just Kobe beef will do
As the rock bands play
You dance o so gay
While millions are losing their homes
When the guests go away
And the bills come for pay
How do the ledgers look?
The expenditures grow
But the revenues slow
Who's going to pay for this crap?
Send Clinton on a jet
With the Chinese she met
To beg them to lend us more dough
Mandarin digits wag
At that miserable hag
And demand guarantees for our debt.
If this was the extent
Of their ruinous bent
We might yet survive hope and change
But that's not all
From this horrid cabal
That Obama intends to unleash
Cap and trade to go green
Fossil fuels must be weaned
Fill landfills with your SUVs
Profits must go
A new day, you know
Capitalists beaten at last!
Nationalize this
A socialist bliss
Government ownerships' best
Banking, insurance
Oey! We've got tsores!
Which industry's next to fall?
How about health care
To this they will swear
Free health care for all evermore
Of course it's not free
Who pays? You and me
For our troubles we'll wait in long lines
There's more I could say
And go on for all day
But Obama's not worth all this effort
I'll sit back and laugh
At his fuzzy math
And pray that someday this all ends
We'll pick up the pieces
And laugh at his speeches
That once drove lemmings off the cliff
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